The Daily Life of a Sheep

ADVENTURES OF A SHEEP CALLED LEN AND A PUMA CALLED BURT

Madame Rosalita’s Boudoir

Knock knock! That was the sound of Len knocking on the door of room 517, the penthouse suite. “Entree!” Came the high-pitched voice of, who …

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Introducing Len

Len the sheep, aged 39, took his clipboard out of the van, fastened his clip-on tie onto a scruff of wool on his neck and abled up the pathway to number 3 Cobbletree lane.

“Ding ding!” Went the doorbell, in the way doorbells often do.

“Winning mentality… Winning mentality..” Len said softly to himself as the door was answered by an old be-speccled dear wearing an apron and drying her eyes with a dishcloth.

“Good afternoon mam!” Len began, “let me introuc…”

“I’m not interested in anything you have to sell!!” The old lady snapped as she began to close the door again.

“Wait!” Len said, putting one hoof in the door jam, “I’m not selling anything at all…”

The old lazy looked at him suspiciously over the rim of her spectacles.

“You’re not?”

“No no… In fact I’m here to give you money!!” Len took out a 20 pound note from inside his wool, and waggled it about in front of the old ladies nose.

“…give me money? What’s the catch?” Her eyes narrowing even more to the point where Len was surprised she could even see out of them.

“No catch. A free £20 note. All yours. Just take it and I’ll be in my way!”

The lady opened the door wider and outstretched her hand.

“… Of course I wouldn’t say no to a cup of tea whilst I’m here!”

“Oh! Well, I suppose that’s the least I could do in…”

“Thank you madam!” Len said, stepping into  old ladies house….

ABOUT LEN THE SHEEP

Len the sheep is a middle-aged bachelor who shares a house at 23 Bakewell Avenue with his best friend, Bert the Puma. He struggles to hold down a variety of jobs, and can often be seen in the bookmakers, or in his local pub wearing a flat-cap, drinking John Smiths and smoking Benson & Hedges.

No sheep or puma associated with these posts received payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement, in connection with the depiction of tobacco products.

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